I could clean my room.. but I think I'll do this instead..

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'

Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
cell phone. I need to reduce my minutes. hardcore.

2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
I'm not really one for romantic dinners.. more like delicious ones. but anywhere with the right person is romantic, even McDonald's.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
a really long time ago..

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
hahah when I was like 19, and I used to go to this random bar in downtown Boston.. I forgot all about that shit. One night there, I saw some girl dump a drink on this bitch I went to high school with.. classic.

5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
Mrs. Boncore

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Hanging out with Marc and Meatball. and playing guitar hero..

8. How many colleges did you attend?
2 colleges, 1 joke.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
because I'm doing laundry.. and it was clean. it's my "why not us" t-shirt. every sox fan should've had one.

10. GAS PRICES First thought?
I really don't pay attention.. it costs me $30 to fill my tank, always has... hasn't changed.

11. If you could be anywhere and take someone with you...
Amsterdam with Marc, Renee, and any of my pothead companions..

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I didn't hear it... I never do actually.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
This monkey is really comfortable.. makes a good pillow..

14. What chore do you most despise?
dishes. haaaaate.

15. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
I would volunteer somewhere that needed it a little more.

16. Get up early or sleep in?
both.

17. What is your favorite cartoon character?
ren & stimpy, the tick, ATHF, space ghost, family guy, the x-men cartoon that used to be on fox saturday mornings, duckman.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
lay in bed together and watch the discovery channel.. even if it happens to be OCC..

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I'm in love. HA!

22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
I really really hope so... but I may just skip it all and open a tattoo shop.

23. Your favorite lunch meat?
turkey

24. What do you get every time you go into a Wal-Mart?
I rarely go to wal-mart.. I like Target (tar-jeay). And somehow I always leave with a new pair of sunglasses.

26. Beach or lake?
beach. I hate that green lake water.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people?
well, of course it was invented by people. and outdated, no.. not for everyone though.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
no one..

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
gilmore girls. shut up.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
oh I don't care who knows it, I love the little mermaid

31. What's "your" drink? Alcoholic or non-alcoholic?
alcohol, I like jamesons whiskey.. non alcoholic, I like water. lots of ice cold water.

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians.

33. Cops or Robbers?
robbers

34. Do you fall for the bad boy/girl type?
no... I fall for who interests me..

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
fuck you all. with your "you look just like... what's her name... that bitch from 90210... Shannen Doherty!"


36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
I don't watch lost..

37. What do you want when you are sick?
a hot shower and lots of sudafed.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
any of the corner kids.. good times.

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
88.9 WERS

42. Norm or Cliff?
hahaha Cliff.

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Cheating as revenge.. it didn't make me feel any better. just sucked.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work.
at the moment I don't have a job... but I better like them.

46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
A-Rod, that dude that slashed my tires, Paris Hilton.

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Christopher Walken.

48. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
no

49. Last book you read for real?
I'm sure it was a James Patterson book.. right now I'm reading Jude The Obscure by Thomas Hardy

50. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have a stuffed everything. I love my Roger Rabbit most of all though.

51. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
in a car..

52. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I lived in Cali for a few years, and I never went up north past LA.. That would be cool

53. Number of texts in a day?
I think my average during weekdays is somewhere between 15 and 20.

54. Pencil or pen?
Pen

55. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller??
Fry.... Fry? ..................Fry??

56. How many jobs have you had?
a few.

57. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
hopefully done with college, or at least out of credit card debt... married.. maybe have 1 kid or getting ready to...

58. What do you think of the person that took this survey before you?
good dude... glad someone else like the red sox as much as I do.. I don't feel as crazy. And him and his girlfriend are super cute.