Fuck employment

Are there any jobs left out there that don't grill you like you're on trial for murder when they interview? I want a low responsibility job right now, not something that I have to wear "business casual" to. I'm tired of black pants and closed toe shoes, and button up shirts. I want to be able to go into a job with jeans, a t shirt, and my lip ring, and just do my job. I definitely don't feel like putting up with this checking my credit report bullshit. Or being threatened by the interviewer.. "If any of your dates or salaries are off by even a little we can't hire you". Lady, I was 18 years old when I worked at Cingular. Do you really think I'm gonna remember if I was making $10 or $11 an hour? Who fucking knows? I barely remember how much I made at my last job. Most of the things they asked me in the interview would have no effect on how I would perform at that job. Why I liked my last job? Who cares? If I tell you they had strippers and whiskey (yeah I wish, strippers in the Medicare dept. of Tufts.. wooo..) would you provide said things? No.. so why do you care. You cannot change my work environment to make me peachy, so why ask me things like that. I wouldn't expect someone to say anything other than "oh I loved that I was busy", or "my co-workers were awesome", or something of that nature. No one would answer truthfully to anything you ask, so why waste your time? My honest answer to that question.. I got to read alot. Most of the calls I got I couldn't handle due to lack of training, so I forwarded them to customer service. The few calls I did get were so far between that I actually got to read 3 books in one week. That, is why I liked my last job. High pay, low work.

If I actually told her that, you think I stand a chance at being a 'Loan Closing Analyst'? Doubt it. If I wasn't up to the task of the job, you would probably figure that out my first day. Why put me through a month of interviews for a job that's ending in September. Fuck this shit. I'm gonna go apply to Michael's Craft Store. I see lots of freakishness in there, and I could use the discount.