I can thank my cousin's wife for supplying these through myspace..

and you can thank Captain Morgan for any of the answers..



Body: Be quick as u can. U have 3 sec for each answer to honestly put what comes to mind. . . never know what ur sub-conscious may be telling U. . give it a try, remember 3 sec's.

1. I need a cigarette: Yeah I do. Almost 3 months now.

2. Sex: Too bad I'm home alone..

3. Relationships: Are worth it.

4. Your Last Ex: Was a fuckin ugly prick. and had too many piercings for his face.

5. Power: Rangers!

6. Marijuana: Yay.

7. Crack: see; Butt. Hehe..

8. Food: is good.

9. This President: can suck a fat dick. big fatty.

10. War: is sometimes cool. The gulf war entertained the shit outta me when I was a kid.

11. Cars: go vroom.

12. Gas Prices: make me vomit.

13. Halloween: wish it was here already. love it.

14. Bon Jovi: I hate him and anything else from Jersey. except Kevin Smith and his entourage (not including Ben Affleck.. he should fling himself off the Tobin).

15. Religion: leads to a lot of stupidity

16. MySpace: a place for rapists. and girls asking for it.

17. Worst Fear: drowning, or burning to death. drowning while burning to death..

18. Marriage: someday, but not too soon.

19. Fashion: we hav a love / hate relationship. I don't like to wear what everyone else does... but only what's in fashion is in stores. I work with it.

20. Brunettes: rule the earth. except for the few really smart blondes who rule even me.

21. Redheads: are hot. I wanna be one again..

22: Work: is for fools! no I need a job... now..

23: Pass the time: with guitar hero! do it!

24: Football: makes me sleepy. too slow.

25: One night Stands: are dumb.

26: Pixie Stix: are not to be snorted by bored goth kids.

27: Vanilla Ice: is a really nice guy. don't believe me, ask Renee.

29: Porta Potties: are fucking gross.

30: High school: was a waste of time.

31: Pajamas: are awesome.

32. Wood: penis.

33. Surfers: I don't know.. I didn't think anything. I don't care about surfing.

34. Picture: I wanna go take some.. stupid clouds.

35. First Love: sucks.


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1. Do you give the peace sign a lot?
not never!

2. How many polos do you own?
none

3. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom?
true that suckah. germaphobes holla!

4. Can you do a cartwheel?
nope

5. Would you skate goofy or regular?
regular son

6. How many times have you been to the mall this week?
none

7. Do you regret something you did yesterday?
I don't think so

8. Are you allergic to anything?
everything

9. Have you ever been tubing?
yes

10. Has school started yet?
not until September at least

11. Do you own a guitar?
I own a Gibson Epiphone Bass, and My Gibson SG Guitar Hero controller.. my favorite axe of all

13. Do you like shrimp?
cocktail

14. Do you own a piggy bank in the shape of a pig?
yes, my mom made it. it's yellow.

15. Crayons or markers?
depends on what I'm coloring.

16. What age do you wish you were?
6

17. Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it?
the front, because I like to leave my ass all dirty. Both you retard.

18. Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
no pockets to speak of

19. Do you like school?
college yes

20. How many windows are up on your computer?
2 tabs, 3 windows.

21. Do you share your computer with anyone?
Marc uses this on occasion.

22. What kind of cell phone do you have?
T-Mobile Dash

23. What color are the walls of your room?
Whitish greenish brownish..

24. Are you wearing socks?
no

25. How many hours did you sleep last night?
9

26. Did you ever get the chicken pox?
yup

27. Have you been outside your house yet today?
I haven't been outside today, no

28. Did you like it?
uh.. no.

29. What do you want to do tomorrow?
not drive an hour.

PART TWO: YOU

[Parents Still Together]
no.. but I'm not sure how to answer that exactly.

[Siblings]
1 half sister, 1 step-sister, 1 step-brother


FAVORITES:

[Color]
red

[Number]
9

[Animal]
I don't have a favorite. I like lots.

[Book]
who knows.. too many

[Flower]
stargazer lilies

[Band]
Farside (not The Pharcyde.. even though I like them too)


LOVE:

[First Crush]
Jordan Knight. yeah I said it.

[You believe in "the one?"]
yes

ARE YOU:

[a daydreamer]
yes

[Sarcastic]
all the time.

[Shy]
used to be.

[Talkative]
can be.

WHAT DO YOU WANT:

[Where do you want to live?]
somewhere else.

[How many kids do you want]
maybe 2

[Do you want to get married]
yes

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU:

[Bought something]
no

[Gotten sick]
no

[Sang]
no

[Felt stupid]
yes.

[Missed someone]
yep

[Gotten drunk]
I'm gonna go refresh my drink... ha

[Gotten high]
of course.

[Danced crazy]
no, unfortunately

[Gotten your hair cut]
no

[Watched cartoons]
yep

[Lied]
no

LAST PERSON THAT:

[Slept in your bed]
me.. and pogo..

[Saw you cry]
Marc

[Made you cry]
Marc, unintentionally.

[Saw a movie with you?]
I think Ryan. it's been a while.

[Went to a playground with]
oh who knows..

[That you talked on the phone with]
Sam

PART THREE: HONESTLY

1. Honestly, are you in love right now?
yes

2. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
invisible.

3. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
I wish the sox would score some runs.

4. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
solvingthe whole world hunger problem... this. idjit.

5. Honestly, what did you do today?
played the sims, ate, watched the sox, played guitar hero. a full day in my eyes.

6. Honestly, what did you do yesterday?
BBQed, watched Kung Fu Hustle

7. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
eh

8. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Marc, friends, the sox, pot, guitar hero

9. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
used to

10. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
kind of annoyed

11. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
who doesn't.

12. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
I hate soo many.

13. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
who wouldn't.

14. Honestly, Why are you doing this survey?
I'm bored.

15. Honestly, do you like someone?
yeah..

16. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
yeah.. I'd like to think so

17. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
yes.


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I DON'T GET THIS ONE, BUT I STOLE IT ANYWAY..

repost with the number(s) that fits you best

0.....Ugly.
1..... Single.
2..... Heartbroken.
3..... Single and loving it.
4..... Want to tell someone you like them.
5..... Crushing.
6..... Like someone you can never have.
7..... EATIN ANIMAL CRACKERS 4 DINNER.
8..... Taken by the best girl ever.
9..... Missing him.
10... Single but my heart is taken.
11....Like over 4 girls/guys.
12... Sick of getting (being) hurt.
13... Taken by the best guy ever.
14... Confused.
15... Still love your ex.
16... Talkin to someone.
17... afraid to say i love you
18... I am just a power ranger.
19... Slightly mad at the opposite sex.
20... I'm a pirate.
21... Im a Ninja.
22... I'm just a giraffe.
23... what happens happens
24... Taken and confused
25...Single but not for long