bored, so I stole this from Aaron

1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who?
I'm sorry, but I'd have to kill all of you to be sure.

2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
where's my pot.

3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep..
farside - the monroe doctrine

4. Do you believe world peace is possible?
of course not.

5. I'm a genie. Name your wish.
a trillion dollars, tax free.

6. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you off?
B.O., rudeness (that isn't for comedic purposes)

7. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you on?
nice eyes, nice smile

8. Speaking of same sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain?
didn't see it actually

9. What are you obsessive about?
whatever my goal is for that day

10. Leather face is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide from him?
fight!!

11. Do you feel people underestimate you?
some do.

12. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
blackbird by joe cocker, and weed.

13. Honestly, do you talk about myspace in real life?
sometimes, mostly just to argue people's positive points about it..

14. Have you met someone online in person?
uh yeah

15. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
have a job I'm happy with.

16. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
of course. but who cares.

17. If someone at a party gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?
evil eye? or fuck me eye? either way, they'd probably get punched.

18. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
yup

19. Pretend you're 15 deep in beers. Describe what you would be doing now?
15 beers over a couple hours? vomiting/sleeping.. 15 beers all day? yelling and dancing like a retard.

20. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
no

22. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
I have so many.. how about the gondola falling off the wire and landing on me at Six Flags?

23. Do you know anyone in Prison?
I don't know.. I might

25. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly?
long time ago

26. When did you last have a home cooked meal?
a while ago..

27. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
eh

28. Name someone you miss.
lots of people..

29. Are you named after a grandparent?
no

30. Who loves you?
everyone! I have no idea.... my mom?

31. Do you throw up gang signs?
no.

32. Have you ever broken a rib?
not my own

33. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
girl

39. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
no, I'd let too many people cross.

42. What is the biggest age gap you've dated?
12 years, roughly

43. Do you have a porn collection?
yes.

44. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
hah, I think?

45. Is your birthday on a holiday?
I wish

46. Are you old enough to vote?
yeah

47. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now?
I think.

48. Are you a vegetarian?
not anymore, but I don't eat that much meat

49. Do you worry about global warming?
a smidge

50. Do you like polar bears?
sure

51. Do you like alligators?
no.

52. What kind of birth control do you use?
your mom's face.

53. What slang word do you call marijuana?
weed. pot. ganja.

54. Are you an atheist?
word.

55. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
nah

56. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
when I'm at his house yeah

57. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
if you're stupid enough to give them money, your fault.

58. Do you have a tan?
I'm sunburned.

59. Where were you one hour ago?
here

60. Life... How do you feel about it?
I'm cool with it.