to the big, fat, and hopefully dead mosquito..

I don't know how you managed to get in my room last night, but I thank you for biting me while I was sleeping. You're a special kind of mosquito aren't you? To be able to bite me more than once is impressive enough, but getting my big toe, and only my big toe, 4 times... you are like the superman of insects. You somehow managed to get through my air conditioner, find the one spot of exposed flesh on me, and attack it repeatedly. You couldn't get full from one bite huh? Did you think the bottom of my foot tasted good? Apparently not, because you moved your way to the front of my toe after a couple bites. The icing on this itchy cake is the fact that I was startled awake by the extreme "must scratch now" feeling at 4 am. No, I didn't actually wanna get even 6 hours of sleep, so thanks for making sure I was up.


Mosquito Houdini: Next time you shuffle through an a/c for a late night snack, I hope the potential meal smashes your life out of existence, and I can have my revenge.